søndag 1. februar 2009

Konkuransen er over.....

Hmm, for litt siden hadde jeg en "konkuranse" men siden ingen ga noen orntlige tips der jeg kunne få meg en date... så blir det vel ingen premier... Dere lurer sikkert på hva denne premien er? Jo det er en....



Den er kanskje gammel med fortsatt morro, følgte med mario party 1-2 og mario 64 og noen andre spill >.<

Anywyas, Skal legge meg nå... GOdnatt og drømm søtt (vet ikke offor jeg sier det, ingen lesere >.<)

Love NintendoFanBoy
Lagt inn av kl.

1 kommentar:

  1. Anonym2. februar 2009 kl. 09:51

    Listen to meh bitch, cause I only gonna say this once, so you bettah listen UUP!
    ( Geez i can't BELIEVE i am giving away my best date tips to you MAN! You bettah be GRWATEFUL! )
    Firstly: don't be you, cause I have read about how you are with the foxie LADIES, and that ain't cool, aiight? So all I am saying is, STOP being a BITCH!
    Secondly: You say you want a woman, but you ain't man enough to handle one yet, but if you really wanna get along with them ,here is how.
    1. Don't be cheesy, be discreet ( in other words: don't act like a horny little bitch )
    2. Say nice things(for)once in (your life) awhile. Comment on how FINE that sweet muffin looks in her new DOPE clothes. Notice if she has cut her hair and so on. THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS, BITCH!
    3. When talking to her LISTEN to what the sugercake is saying, DON'T be staring at her breasts or mouth! ( although i know it is tempting, mmmhmh! )
    4. Find topics that she finds interesting and TALK about them with her. Discuss with her, even if the topic is extremley BOOORING! Read up and DO your homework on what interest her.
    5. I have to repeat this step so that you get it:..... DROP THE HORNY DOG attitude MAN! You freak em out! And even if they find it A tinsy bit hilarious, there ain't NO way IN hell that they are going to date you, because in their eyes your'e still a unserious BOI peeking out from underneath his mamas F-ING APROOOOOON! Be charming, but dont you go mistaking that with cocky! Show em that chivalry aint f-ing DEAD!
    So wake up and SMELL the shit because yours is touching cloth man! Yours is freaking touch the cloth in your pants and THAT, bitch, is not something a man does. So DO YOU wanna take a dump in your boxers, no? THEN BE A MAAAAAN!
    Then be one! AND just give me the freaking nintendo 64! That's vintage shit rigght there!
    Ps: I know this soundS COMPLETLEY wack! But try reading that book twilight. Girls flip over a dude reading it, and you might just find some f-ing good tips there. I did it to mah woman and we have been getting aloong REEAAALLL FIIINE! iF you know what I am saying, you know?
    So man up, that's from me: Randomenglishdude
    PISS OUT!

    SvarSlett

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